I'm With Stupid

Which is to say,
I'm with myself!

No, seriously!
If you had the chance
to meet me, you would
assume the same,
that I must be some
sort of imbecile -
I can't help it!
I pass off the vibe,
look the right part!

It is truly a blessing
I would not want others
to steal, for it sets
me apart all the more
and further! Because
the joke is still there
that I am far from it!
I'm smarter than can be
and always willing
to prove it! Look
long and look slow
because that's not
how I go!

Okay, I do move
at my own pace, and that
may be the very reason
of all, that I don't
conform to the statis
of wonder but rather
would have a look at it
from my own comfortable distance.

I'm with stupid!
I'm with myself!
But don't feel too bad,
because I don't myself!