Because I Don't Know

I'm a master of everything
because I don't know.

I can best everyone in knowledge
because I don't know.

I detest stupidity
because I don't know.

I learn
because I don't know.

I pretend to learn
because I don't know.

I gather information
because I don't know.

I hoard
because I don't know.

I write
because I don't know.

I know
because I don't know.